I mean really, how slim are the chances.....
Playing standup bass with a group at a benefit concert, outside.....first set went without a hitch, saved 2 or 3 of the "beat the crap outa everyone" songs for the end of the second set....3 songs from the end a big black wasp stung me....ON MY LEFT HAND
I swear he must have been flying "a** first" because all he did was fly by and run into my and WHAM.....right on my middle finger
[hold up finger to illustrate....oops...maybe not]
Played the last 3 songs watching my middle and index finger slowly swell up.....I guess it could have been worse....could have happened at the beginning.....the girl at the beer tent felt so sorry for me, she brought me 2 beers...one for me....one for my hand